M3 Grease Gun
I’m really not interested in debating with anti-gun control lobbyists/NRA supporters.
I know that you’re an idiot. Everyone else knows that you’re an idiot. The only person who doesn’t think you’re an idiot, is idiotic paranoid old you. Hell, it wouldn’t surprise me if somewhere deep inside you…
Sirrah, you’ve been wronged in some way. Why not we settle and have an old-fashioned chat? Hardly is it ever productive to spout off condescending and demeaning words in the opening lines of any statement.
I am neither a political lobbyist nor a card-carrying member of the NRA so I figure it wouldn’t be too much of a hassle for either of us to get down to brass tacks and talk, no?
I do admit, I am “paranoid,” as it were. Not specifically of any deathly government organization or scary looking minority, no. I am paranoid of any sorts of rapscallion who would seek to violate either my domain or my body through excessive use of force. Whether they be white or black, gay or straight, female or male, conservative or liberal, government or gun-nut, it does not matter to me at all.
I inhabit a particularly dark corner of Los Angeles, one where buildings have windows covered in metal bars and encountering a criminal is a very real possibility. I will tell you that any personages who seek to do me grievous bodily injury, theft or destruction of my lawful property, or unlawful abduction shall be met by the barrel of my Remington 870 Police Marine Magnum. Doubly so if they bring their firearms to bear.
I ask of you, is it so bad that I own an implement with which I can defend my life and my property? I do admit I feel a tinge of power whenever I hold this gun of mine. It however, feels no different from my car or my gas stove. It is a tool that improves the quality of my life, allows me to exercise more freedom in living it, and occasionally provides a bit of recreation despite the dangers it can entail.
In the end, it is about the user of any dangerous tool that determines its use. A vocal minority of gun owners may indeed own one to compensate for ones ego, but as one of the hundred plus million gun owners of the United States of America (of which only four million are in the NRA), I assure you that the vast majority of us are healthy, well-adjusted individuals with hobbies and feelings and interests just like you, and not simply “idiotic paranoids.”
Honestly I am quite saddened at such a dehumanizing remark and I hope we will get somewhere beyond the “nowhere” line you seem to limit us at.
Eagerly awaiting your logical, well-informed, and methodically researched response,
~Learnosaurus Rex, Gun Owner.
I’m going to tell you what to do with your life for just a minute okay?
turn your volume up
and then this
don’t bother watching, just listen. It’s the most relaxing thing I’ve ever done.
Armed Citizens Make Fewer Mistakes Than Police
Forget everything that you’ve been told about guns. Ignore the 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution. Disregard all of the dramatic press reports. Regardless of how good the arguments on either side of this issue may…
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